TOP TIP #1.
Need a shave? No money for shaving cream? Don’t want to waste your precious time on grooming?
Shave on the train!
Take your Sainsbury’s Basics razor on your next trip, lock yourself in that stinky little stall, slap some of that sweet soap on your face and shave away!
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Jamie approves!
We’re heartbroken here as Dunk has attempted cooking ordinary meals such as chicken in defiance. Not to worry, he’ll surely be back to the eccentric, dumpster-diving, pilchard-loving dandy chef we know and love soon.
In the meantime, we can at least enjoy his attempts at mediocrity; today’s lunch consisted of chicken and 2 rotting pears in his signature filthy lunch box.
Liver and pilchards with salad.
Sweet potato curry and liver with spinach and mushrooms.
Brown bread sandwich containing peanut butter, cucumber, poached egg and tuna.
Peanut butter with unknown ingredients.
Cooking liver.
*note: Dunk normally cooks 4, not 2, pans of liver at once.
Snacks during band practice.
Front: baked potato stuffed with tinned curry, lettuce, red pepper and ham. Back: brown bread sandwich containing lettuce, poached egg and tomato.
Peanut butter sandwich served with liver, spinach and blueberries.
Brown rice with pilchards, spinach and blueberries.
